What if...

Here's how it works. One person posts a question like so:

What if the sky were red?

And someone else would answer:

Then I would get a headache.

And then post a new question. Let's start!



What if Bella were Hermione?

Then Draco would be totally head over heels for her LoL (wishful thinking)

What if the earth was underwater and we all had gills?

Haha! Then we would all be eaten by those merpeople in GoF!

What if we were all actually living in a giant lunch box and trees were actually broccoli and tornados were giant hands coming down to eat us?!

That would be wicked.

what if rob pattz wore a mask and he was actually uglyy?

Then I would be right, and rub it in my friend's faces. Muahahha.

What if Edward really was a Hufflepuff ?

Alice would totally make him switch over to a house with decent colors.... you know, like, Ravenclaw..... because everyone knows that yellow and black make everyone look like C-R-A-P Anyone in the fashion world knows that... duh! So thank God for Alice

hmm....

What if Harry had been named.... idk.... Elvendork?

We wouldn't be sure if he was a guy or a girl. Because Elvendork, it's unisex!

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

But it isnt, cos the Cotton Eye Joe is what it's all about! Haha (I love the Mormon version!)

What if Edward was constanly moody and ate tons of chocolate and got kinda fat?

Then Twilight would suddenly be a romantic comedy.

What if Hogwarts was real?

Psh, then I'd be there, and not on the RoR. or obsessed with Twilight. Unless wizards read Muggle books.

What if wizards read Twilight? And were as obsessed with it as we are?

Then they'd think it's ridiculous to have to learn to kill them in DADA class. xD

What if one day you woke up with no hair?

Then I'd wait until it grew out to become a vampire, because a vampire wearing a wig for all eternity would be tacky.

What if one of the characters in Harry Potter were in Forks (like Hermione masquerading as Angela for the first three books. . .)?

Then I'd call Bella a seer because Angela would so totally be a witch and could join the party!

What if Draco Malfoy asked you out ???

I'd say No...Maybe. Lol.

What if Voldemort etc. won?

I would cry.

What if Bella decided to forget Edward and go out with Harry?

Then I would laugh at all of the people who continually claim that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Actually I laugh at them anyway.

What is Jacob Black really is the love child of Sirius and Remus?!??

Then I'd faint or run around squealing like an idiot

What if you could make one fictional character real?

Then I would have the hardest time in the world just picking one until finally I would go insane from overthinking it.

What if the Jonas Brothers turned out to be vampires? The scary kind...

Then they should join the Volturi.

What if Cedric and Edward met?

Edward would eat Cedric. Unless Ced's a zombie, in which case that'd be pretty gross.

What if Edward ran around yelling in a British accent and dressed like a British dandy all the time?

I'd love him more... I love guys with accents AND love history. Could you wrap him to go???

hahaha

What if the world was Blue ??

For reference: Blue- Eiffel 65

Damn my best friend for getting this song stuck in my head!!!

We'd be drowning, lol.

What of you met the people you know from online forums?

Well, my parents would freak, but I think evil geniuses from Britain would be pretty cool to meet...

What if the world turned purple?

Then those gay guys would be so happy.
*they say that purple's the universal gay color?*
They're mean.

What if Edward would be Cedric and Cedric would be Edward?

Then Voldy would've killed Edward and Bella would be married to Cedric and she'd be all "Who the heck are you!?" And then Bella would find out Ed was dead and would cry forever.

What If Twilight didn't exist?

J/k J/k

What if Bella actually chose -gags- Jacob? (shudders at thought)